Scents of Mother | 9oz Hand-Poured Soy Candles | Dark Humor, Coquette Gore & Gothic Home Decor | The Trauma Collection

Mother is watching. And she hates a stale room.

Welcome to Scents of Mother, where we believe that love never dies—it just evolves into a complex attachment style. These aren't just candles; they are olfactory coping mechanisms poured into a glass jar.

Perfect for the emo kid who grew up, the true crime obsessive, or anyone who just wants their apartment to smell like a very expensive nervous breakdown.

Why Mother Approves (Product Features):

• 100% Natural Soy Wax: Burns cleaner than your conscience. No black soot, no toxins, just pure, obsessive devotion.

• Premium Fragrance Oils: Highly scented to mask anything.

• 9oz of Long-Lasting Burn: 50+ hours of burn time. Longer than most of your relationships.

• Minimalist Aesthetic: Looks classy on a bookshelf, a nightstand, or an evidence locker.

CHOOSE YOUR COPING MECHANISM (The Scents):

🕯️ Mother's Milk (Coconut Cream + Cardamom) Formerly "Grandma's Handbag." A suffocatingly sweet and spicy blend. Creamy coconut meets warm cardamom. Smells like old lace, dusty peppermints, and a hug that lasts just a little too long.

• Vibe: Nostalgic, Clingy, warm.

🕯️ Love Bomb (Peppered Passionfruit) Sweet, exotic passionfruit with a sudden, sharp kick of black pepper. It draws you in with sugar and hits you with heat. It’s exciting, volatile, and definitely a red flag.

• Vibe: Intense, Fruity, Unpredictable.

🕯️ The Clean Up (White Sage + Lavender) Earthly sage and calming lavender. Designed to cleanse the air, the spirit, and the scene of the crime. Burn this when you need to gaslight yourself into thinking everything is perfectly fine.

• Vibe: Herbal, Hazy, Dissociative.

🕯️ Sanitarium (Clean Cotton) The scent of sterilization. Crisp, chemically perfect linen. Smells like fresh bedsheets in a room with no sharp objects and padded walls. Compliance has never smelled so fresh.

• Vibe: Sterile, Cold, Safe.

A Note from Management: We all go a little mad sometimes.

Usually, it’s because we ran out of candles. Buy one for yourself, or gift one to the person you never want to let leave.

Hand-poured in the basement. Mother knows best.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.